Ever try playing golf without a putter? What would you use as your second club if you forgot your putter? I can't be the first jackass to forget my putter (wait I never had one) ...
Location: UNM North
Holes: 9
My first time hitting the ball on the course. Yes, it's amazing that I've never played a round of golf but at the tender age of 36 I hit the link to find out what 3 trips to the driving range equates to. Hmmm - let's look at this equation:
((3 trips to driving range) + 3 beers))/ 9 holes = Triple bogey average.
Yes, it might sound a little impressive at first but the fairways were big enough for a jumbo jet to land on and I landed in the dirty plenty enough. It might also be worthy to note that I didn't have a driver in the bag and used my four to start all nine holes.
The Good: I had a lot of fun
The Bad: Don't give the Wop any beer as he really starts to limber up around beer 2
The Ugly: I couldn't even get to the course before the jack arse in the clubhouse made some reference to Jousting. What is with these Golf schmucks and their pretentious behavior? Shut up, hand me my receipt and you advanced level roller rink DJ. What, want to impress me and try to show that you don't run the mic at Bingo night? Give me my tee time and shut it down.
When you don't have a Putter, use Ben Afleck. He's kinda square and thinks he can do it all, but the results are usually disappointing.
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